dont click “tumblr pro free” on your sidebar

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pansages:

its tumblrs april fools joke but its a pop up video and it could really scare people (it scared me) plus its full screen please tell everyone!!

even if you arent triggered by videos randomly playing full screen the video itself could trigger people. phobias of motion, skin, nails, space, dogs, shaking, scopophobia, bare chests, heights, repetition, etc. could be triggered by the video
please be safe

…………I clicked on it and it was a real thing, nothing scary, did they switch it out or something? It was a video with a guy in an apartment and then a little girl and shit.. idk?

(via dementedlaugh)

TUMBLR SUICIDE

Typing “herpes” in the “search tags” bar

Let's get a little personal.

  • 1. Do you sleep in your bra?
  • ME: Nope.
  • 2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?
  • ME: Yes
  • 3. Do you enjoy drama?
  • ME: Not really.
  • 4. Are you a girly girl?
  • ME: Not really.
  • 5. Small or large purses?
  • ME: LARGE.
  • 6. Are you short?
  • ME: Nope.
  • 7. Do you like somebody? .
  • ME: More like love.
  • 8. Do you like Halloween?
  • ME: LOVE Halloween.
  • 9. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
  • ME: Your mom's house.
  • 10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
  • ME: Not that I'm aware.
  • 11. Do you call anybody by their last name?
  • ME: Sometimes.
  • 12. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
  • ME: Black and White Polka Dot
  • 13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
  • ME: Depends on the guy.
  • 14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
  • ME: Yes.
  • 15. Do you have a best friend?
  • ME: Yes.
  • 16. Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • ME: Yes.
  • 17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
  • ME: CONSTANTLY
  • 18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
  • ME: Yes lol
  • 19. How long have you had a Tumblr?
  • ME: I'm not sure..
  • 20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
  • ME: Yes
  • 21. What are your biggest fears?
  • ME: Needles
  • 22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
  • ME: Yes.
  • 23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
  • ME: Not sure..
  • 24. Do you ever wish you were famous?
  • ME: Sometimes
  • 25. Are you currently missing someone?
  • ME: Yes </3
  • 26. Who are you texting right now?
  • ME: Nobody, to broke for a phone lol

Professional Life-ruiner on Twitter

  • Tom Hiddleston: I just tweeted a Shakespeare quote
  • Me: Stop it
  • Tom Hiddleston: I just posted a picture of myself jumping for joy
  • Me: Tom stop
  • Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm being sweet and congratulating a fellow actor
  • Me: ENOUGH
  • Tom Hiddleston: I'm thanking my fans for the thousandth time.
  • Me: ...
  • Tom Hiddleston: I'm apologizing, with my Song Of The Day
  • Me: ......
  • Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm quoting something intelligent by Einstein!
  • Me: (whispers) Tom pleas --
  • Tom Hiddleston: Oh look, a picture of my toy figurines, which I actually play with!
  • Me: ....Tom I'm bleeding
  • Tom Hiddleston: ROMANTIC POETRY
  • Me: ...there's blood everywhere
  • Tom Hiddleston: Did I mention I'm topless?

What has Loki done to me?

skijumpsally:

vchrisi:

Well, I am totally fangirling right now, so I put all my feels into this:

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(Source: tom-ehehe-hiddleston, via terra-poetica)