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its tumblrs april fools joke but its a pop up video and it could really scare people (it scared me) plus its full screen please tell everyone!!

even if you arent triggered by videos randomly playing full screen the video itself could trigger people. phobias of motion, skin, nails, space, dogs, shaking, scopophobia, bare chests, heights, repetition, etc. could be triggered by the video
please be safe

…………I clicked on it and it was a real thing, nothing scary, did they switch it out or something? It was a video with a guy in an apartment and then a little girl and shit.. idk?

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ooooorrrriiiiiiiiii:

improbablenormality:

when-im-here-im-misha:

honhonjohn:

when-im-here-im-misha:

officialblackhole:earthqirl:


wow look at that van gogh

THAT’S IT
THIS PUN WINS
BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE

NO BE QUIET YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US FUCKING BRITS WHO PRONOUNCE GOGH LIKE COUGH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING TRANSLATE IT INO AMERICAN SPEAK BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BEING AMERICAN AND ALTERNATIVEWHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WOTH PRONOUNCING SHIT THE WAY YOUR OLDER SIBLING DOES HEY? ITS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING ALUMINIUM ALL OVER AGAIN. I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT AMERICA. NO MORE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TEA DRINKING NICE GUY. SHIT IS ON.

are you alright

NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT I HAVE NOT HAD ANY TEA TODAY AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

YOU HAVE IT HARD? ? ? THINK ABOUT HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US DUTCH PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE VAN GOGH LIKE VAN GOCHGHCHHGHCH BECAUSE THAT”S HOW IT ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED YOU SHITWITS AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING PUT UP WITH IT BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BUTCHERING A NAME YOU CAN’T FUCKING PRONOUNCE YOU MORONS I AM SO DONE

Oh okay lemme fix the pun;
look at the Van GOCHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGH

Shitwits

ooooorrrriiiiiiiiii:

improbablenormality:

when-im-here-im-misha:

honhonjohn:

when-im-here-im-misha:

officialblackhole:earthqirl:

wow look at that van gogh

THAT’S IT

THIS PUN WINS

BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE

NO BE QUIET YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US FUCKING BRITS WHO PRONOUNCE GOGH LIKE COUGH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING TRANSLATE IT INO AMERICAN SPEAK BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BEING AMERICAN AND ALTERNATIVE
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WOTH PRONOUNCING SHIT THE WAY YOUR OLDER SIBLING DOES HEY? ITS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING ALUMINIUM ALL OVER AGAIN. I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT AMERICA. NO MORE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TEA DRINKING NICE GUY. SHIT IS ON.

are you alright

NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT I HAVE NOT HAD ANY TEA TODAY AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

YOU HAVE IT HARD? ? ? THINK ABOUT HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US DUTCH PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE VAN GOGH LIKE VAN GOCHGHCHHGHCH BECAUSE THAT”S HOW IT ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED YOU SHITWITS AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING PUT UP WITH IT BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BUTCHERING A NAME YOU CAN’T FUCKING PRONOUNCE YOU MORONS I AM SO DONE

Oh okay lemme fix the pun;

look at the Van GOCHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGH

Shitwits

(Source: chicagno, via its-claryxfray)

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Let's get a little personal.

1. Do you sleep in your bra?

ME: Nope.

2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?

ME: Yes

3. Do you enjoy drama?

ME: Not really.

4. Are you a girly girl?

ME: Not really.

5. Small or large purses?

ME: LARGE.

6. Are you short?

ME: Nope.

7. Do you like somebody? .

ME: More like love.

8. Do you like Halloween?

ME: LOVE Halloween.

9. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?

ME: Your mom's house.

10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?

ME: Not that I'm aware.

11. Do you call anybody by their last name?

ME: Sometimes.

12. What color is the bra that you're wearing?

ME: Black and White Polka Dot

13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?

ME: Depends on the guy.

14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?

ME: Yes.

15. Do you have a best friend?

ME: Yes.

16. Have you ever had your heart broken?

ME: Yes.

17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?

ME: CONSTANTLY

18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?

ME: Yes lol

19. How long have you had a Tumblr?

ME: I'm not sure..

20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?

ME: Yes

21. What are your biggest fears?

ME: Needles

22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

ME: Yes.

23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?

ME: Not sure..

24. Do you ever wish you were famous?

ME: Sometimes

25. Are you currently missing someone?

ME: Yes </3

26. Who are you texting right now?

ME: Nobody, to broke for a phone lol

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Professional Life-ruiner on Twitter

Tom Hiddleston: I just tweeted a Shakespeare quote

Me: Stop it

Tom Hiddleston: I just posted a picture of myself jumping for joy

Me: Tom stop

Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm being sweet and congratulating a fellow actor

Me: ENOUGH

Tom Hiddleston: I'm thanking my fans for the thousandth time.

Me: ...

Tom Hiddleston: I'm apologizing, with my Song Of The Day

Me: ......

Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm quoting something intelligent by Einstein!

Me: (whispers) Tom pleas --

Tom Hiddleston: Oh look, a picture of my toy figurines, which I actually play with!

Me: ....Tom I'm bleeding

Tom Hiddleston: ROMANTIC POETRY

Me: ...there's blood everywhere

Tom Hiddleston: Did I mention I'm topless?

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