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Let's get a little personal.1. Do you sleep in your bra?
ME: Nope. 2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?
ME: Yes 3. Do you enjoy drama?
ME: Not really. 4. Are you a girly girl?
ME: Not really. 5. Small or large purses?
ME: LARGE. 6. Are you short?
ME: Nope. 7. Do you like somebody? .
ME: More like love. 8. Do you like Halloween?
ME: LOVE Halloween. 9. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
ME: Your mom's house. 10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
ME: Not that I'm aware. 11. Do you call anybody by their last name?
ME: Sometimes. 12. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
ME: Black and White Polka Dot 13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
ME: Depends on the guy. 14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
ME: Yes. 15. Do you have a best friend?
ME: Yes. 16. Have you ever had your heart broken?
ME: Yes. 17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
ME: CONSTANTLY 18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
ME: Yes lol 19. How long have you had a Tumblr?
ME: I'm not sure.. 20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
ME: Yes 21. What are your biggest fears?
ME: Needles 22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
ME: Yes. 23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
ME: Not sure.. 24. Do you ever wish you were famous?
ME: Sometimes 25. Are you currently missing someone?
ME: Yes </3 26. Who are you texting right now?
ME: Nobody, to broke for a phone lol
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Tom Hiddleston: I just tweeted a Shakespeare quote
Me: Stop it
Tom Hiddleston: I just posted a picture of myself jumping for joy
Me: Tom stop
Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm being sweet and congratulating a fellow actor
Tom Hiddleston: I'm thanking my fans for the thousandth time.
Tom Hiddleston: I'm apologizing, with my Song Of The Day
Tom Hiddleston: Now I'm quoting something intelligent by Einstein!
Me: (whispers) Tom pleas --
Tom Hiddleston: Oh look, a picture of my toy figurines, which I actually play with!
Me: ....Tom I'm bleeding
Tom Hiddleston: ROMANTIC POETRY
Me: ...there's blood everywhere
Tom Hiddleston: Did I mention I'm topless?
What has Loki done to me?